Attack of the Elevator Badgers

I live a rather bizarre and unfortunate life and like to write about it on occasion, usually using other people's gifs and photographs to express my emotions as well as poorly thought out words. I obsess over TV shows (particularly American Horror Story, Fringe, and Law and Order) as well as movies and cute animals (especially Savannah cats--I want to have one and name it Cher). I hoard children's toys obsessively and then have to hide them to prevent social ostracism. I also tend to embarrass myself in front of large groups completely unintentionally. That's all.